The Highest Society

June 30, 2010

Man on street Cartoon. Chocolate ice cream. Table of contents. Contributors. Mail. Going Ons. Private Bank superiority. Theater. Tiffany’s. Night Life. IBM. Airfare to Asia. Uptown. Downtown. Music. Movies. Movies. Orthopedics. Movies. Visit Nova Scotia. Movies. Above and Beyond. A Chic Little Biscuit. Human Energy. Comment. Legacies. Dept. of Hoopla. Huddled Masses. Financial Page. Tea Party. Sarah Palin. Melancholy Cartoon. Drawing of Waiter. Tea Party.  Dog Cartoon. Tea Party. Shouts and Murmurs. Iphigenia. Photo of Iphigenia. Iphigenia. Pigeon Cartoon. Street Cartoon. Money Cartoon. Iphigenia. Cocktail Party Cartoon. Goat Poem. Iphigenia. Iphigenia.  Census Cartoon. Banjo Torture Cartoon. Drawing of Waiter. Iphigenia. Bank Cartoon. Global Warming Cartoon.  Parody of Matthew Arnold Poem. Iphigenia. Psychiatry Cartoon. Desert Island Cartoon. Drawing of Waiter. Business Cartoon. Horse Cartoon. Iphigenia. School Cartoon. Movie Cartoon. Drawing of Waiter. Iphigenia. Restaurant Cartoon.  Photo of shirtless boy. Story about Amanda. Buy the New Yorker. Become a Writer. Moses Cartoon. Attend Columbia University.  Visit New Brunswick. Buy the New Yorker. Photo of Neil Simon. Neil Simon. Robert Redford. Neil Simon. Neil Simon. The Lightkeeper. Neil Simon. Briefly Noted. The Theater. Kelsey Grammar in drag. Musical Events. Free Bow Ties. Current Cinema. Masthead. Cartoon Caption Contest. Visit Egyptian desert. Ipad.

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June 13, 2010

Blue Moon…”

Corner seat under the windowsill. Bookcase too. Yes, Allergic to the Peonies, but foolhardy to move.

-Isn’t Arachnophobia the fear of being outside?

-Well kind of actually yeah.

“You saw me standing alone”

Presley Version, 56, bodes decent. Perhaps can discuss the making of a good playlist with host.

-What do you wanna be when you grow up?

-Oh you know, an actuary I guess

“Without A”

-Holy Shit I’m so sorry I don’t know who changed this.

Suspicious glares.

-Not guilty, y’all gotta feel me

Synthesized backbeats replace muted anachronisms

-I know I’m glad you like it.

-I’m more of a Soon-Yi

-Why does this whiskey taste like tropical fruit?

-I just have to be conscious of the collective unconscious and I think people will get it.

“Ra Ra Oh LA”

– Oh my god I just heard someone say the funniest thing about Soon-Yi

-Which bag is mine? Does it even matter?

-Is he reading?

-Bros, Hipsters, Hipsters, Bros, where it stops god only knows.

Finnegan’s. River Run Again, right? Past Adam. A Way. A lone.

On the way home I realize that their elevator looked like Melba Toast