“Eat Fresh Reality Sandwiches!”
July 1, 2011
For what it’s worth
(five dollars per foot, length, not girth)
the Subway sandwich reigns supreme
Selling more than Ronald and The Colonel combined
And there’s good reason why:
They advertise!
Pesto, Pimentos, Pickles, Peppers
Sandwich artists slatherin’
Do dispense more pamphlets
Than Cotton Mather and Common Sense.
The wind up
Pitchmen
Ryan Howard powered
By low-caloric towers.
And how many has he devoured?
I do define the end of time :
Where sundial o’er laps
Where waves of shadows lie in wake
and eddies meet the caps.
The countdown goes from
Five
To five
To five
Dollar
Foot longggg
and echo answered fraud;
Oh, somewhere on these savored sands
which are shining bright;
Jared hides the madness with
Lettuce and large Sprites
Although he Miracle Whips up allegories,
Still the children shout;
There is no joy in Subway–Ryan Howard has struck out.
