Most Parties
June 13, 2010
“Blue Moon…”
Corner seat under the windowsill. Bookcase too. Yes, Allergic to the Peonies, but foolhardy to move.
-Isn’t Arachnophobia the fear of being outside?
-Well kind of actually yeah.
“You saw me standing alone”
Presley Version, 56, bodes decent. Perhaps can discuss the making of a good playlist with host.
-What do you wanna be when you grow up?
-Oh you know, an actuary I guess
“Without A”
-Holy Shit I’m so sorry I don’t know who changed this.
Suspicious glares.
-Not guilty, y’all gotta feel me
Synthesized backbeats replace muted anachronisms
-I know I’m glad you like it.
-I’m more of a Soon-Yi
-Why does this whiskey taste like tropical fruit?
-I just have to be conscious of the collective unconscious and I think people will get it.
“Ra Ra Oh LA”
- Oh my god I just heard someone say the funniest thing about Soon-Yi
-Which bag is mine? Does it even matter?
-Is he reading?
-Bros, Hipsters, Hipsters, Bros, where it stops god only knows.
Finnegan’s. River Run Again, right? Past Adam. A Way. A lone.
On the way home I realize that their elevator looked like Melba Toast
